It's a thermos
[ 2006-09-29 08:00 ]
One day Mikey was sitting in
his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and
found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object.
"What is
that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?"
asked Mikey.
"This baby," the salesman said, "keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold." After some deliberation Mikey bought one, deciding it would
really help his lunch situation.
The next day he arrived at the plant
where he works. Sure enough, all the other employees were curious about his new
object. "What is it?" they asked.
"It's a thermos," Mikey replied.
"What does it do?" they asked.
"Well," Mikey says in a bragging
manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"What do ya got
in it?"
To which Mikey says, "Three cups of coffee and a popsicle."
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