摩西和耶穌
[ 2007-05-16 08:24 ]
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he
takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around
with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $
on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching
you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He
spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your
voice?". It said "YES".
He then says "What's your name?". It says
"MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機，他趕緊拿了。就在這個時候他聽到有人說：“耶穌正在看著你?！彼罩蛛娍磥砜慈ィ止局骸暗降资鞘裁慈嗽谡f話？”這時，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了：“耶穌正在看著你。”他躲到一個角落，想找出是誰在說話。結果看到一只鸚鵡，于是他問鸚鵡：“是你在說話嗎？”鸚鵡承認了。
小賊說：“你叫什么名字？”“摩西”。小賊說：“什么人給鳥取這種名字？”鸚鵡回答：“就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個人啊?！?
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