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John sees a friend at a table in a bar, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

 "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000.""Gee, that's tough," John replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."　

 "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."　　

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."　

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"