Chump #1: The Workaholic Hotshot
This guy is always dressed to the nines, because he's loaded. Simmer down -- the cash flow comes at a price. He toils until the wee hours, then loosens his tie and parties like there's no tomorrow. Unfortunately， there is a tomorrow, and it starts in like three hours. What little time he has for you will be shared with his BlackBerry. The ugly truth: Money is the love of his life, and you come in second -- or third, since he's probably crunching more than numbers with his secretary。
NO.1 事業有成的工作狂
他的穿著那是相當講究，因為他有的是錢。平靜下來---- 這白花花的銀子可不是白來的。他加班工作直至凌晨，然后松開領帶，盡情狂歡，就像是沒有明天。不幸的是，貌似只過了短短的三個小時，第二天就到來的。他能與你共度的短暫時光也只能通過他的黑莓手機來實現。丑惡的真相：他真正愛的是錢，作為伴侶的你只排在第二，或第三位，因為與他有“關系”的，不止是他的秘書。
Chump #2: The Adrenaline Junkie
This dude skydives, surfs, runs with the bulls -- anything for that rush. And he has the sick abs and chiseled arms to prove it. But to keep him happy, you need to be in perpetual motion too. This guy does not like to sit around, and he doesn't like for you to sit around either. And it isn't just a phase. In his late 30s, he'll get into marathons, and they'll lead to triathlons and eventually to the Ironman competition. Yeah, that means a trip to Hawaii, but instead of chilling on the beach you'll be cheering him on from the sidelines. Having fun yet?
NO.2 總是很high尋求刺激的人
這家伙會跳傘，沖浪，參加公牛狂歡節--- 為了體驗快感，他什么都愿意嘗試。他身上的腫塊和打過石膏的胳膊可以證明他之前的“壯舉”。為了讓他高興，你也得和他一起無休止的亂high。這家伙自己不愿靜靜的坐下，他也不喜歡你這樣，就算一會兒也不行。在將近40歲的時候，他又一抽風去參加馬拉松長跑，接著是三廂全能運動，最終是鐵人爭霸賽。是的，這意味著就算是去夏威夷的浪漫之旅，也會變成你在邊線上為他吶喊助威的行程。夠有趣了吧？
Chump #3: The Nice Guy With a Chip on His Shoulder
He'll ridicule the "tools who are trying too hard" with bold clothing choices to seem down-to-earth, but here's his dirty little secret: He spends just as much time picking out his outfit as his more fashion-conscious counterparts do. Under the casual exterior is a calculating killjoy with mom issues. He'll stand at the bar thinking, "Why is that girl going for that dude over there? One day, she'll come to her senses and get with a nice guy like me!" The truth is, he's so preoccupied with being overlooked that he'd be totally oblivious to your attention。
NO.3 小心眼的“好男人”
他會以一種老實人的氣度，批評一些人的前衛穿著，嘲笑他們“(衣服)不就是遮羞避寒的工具嘛，干嘛穿的那么花里胡哨的？”其實私底下，他和那些追求時尚的達人花費一樣多的時間，來選擇著裝。在他漫不經心的外表之下，是一個絮絮叨叨喜歡算計的人。他會站在吧臺后想，“那個女人為什么和那男人搭訕？總有一天，她會意識到，應該找一個像我一樣的好男人！”事實是，他總是沉浸在自大的幻想中，對你的感受則是置之不理。
Chump #4: The Smooth Operator
He's the type that rolls up to the club in an Escalade and holds court in the VIP section, ordering bottle service all night. He scores women with entertaining small talk and name-dropping. Yeah, he's a Casanova in a skull cap (it replaced his trucker hat about a year ago). But this guy spells trouble. It takes confidence to pull it off with a straight face -- too much confidence. (There is such a thing。) He'll shower you with attention, but beware: You may not be the only chick in that shower!
NO.4 風流浪子
他開卡迪拉克來泡吧，享有VIP專區，整晚點酒。他以漫天閑談，狂侃自己認識某名人顯要的方式來吸引女人們的目光。是的，他是帶無檐便帽的風流浪子。但是這家伙會招致麻煩。
這需要很大的勇氣來擺上一臉嚴肅的表情。這表情向你表示，他有多么的在乎你，注意了：你可不是來過他的浴室的唯一的女人。
（來源：網絡 英語點津Jennifer編輯）
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