RACHEL

“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it is a big deal!”

“I don’t want you to buy me a hat. I’m saying I am a hat! It’s a metaphor, Daddy!”

“Oh my God. I’ve become my father. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming.”

“Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”

ROSS

“We were on a break!”

“You’re over me? When were you ever… under me?”

“You ate my sandwich? My sandwich?”

“I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from the sweat or my legs expanded from the heat. I can’t put them back on!”

PHOEBE

“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your faa-aa-ult.”

“Something’s wrong with the left phalange!”

“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.”

“Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say... Mine’s going to say: 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.’”

MONICA

“OK, I’m responsible, I’m organised, but hey, I can be a kook.”

“Everyone knows the basic seven erogenous zones.”

“He told me about your apartment. And, well, I couldn’t sleep thinking about it. So would it be OK if I cleaned it?”

“I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.”

CHANDLER

“I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“Oh I know, this must be so hard. 'Oh no, two women love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet’s too small for my fifties. And my diamond shoes are too tight!’”

“Why yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”

JOEY

“How you doin’?”

“It’s a 'moo’ point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s just moo.”

“Joey doesn’t share food”

“Not just a hat rack, my friend.”